OpenAI just dropped a major ChatGPT update—now it remembers your conversations, can see your screen, and even talk like it’s auditioning for your inner monologue. With voice mode that feels eerily human, your assistant now sounds more comforting than your therapist and more efficient than your intern. The memory feature means it’ll bring up your preferences like a waiter who’s been watching you dine alone for years
ChatGPT remembers everything—so basically, it’s your therapist with a PhD in receipts.
Google is giving Gemini a makeover on Android—and this AI’s got overlays now. It floats over your apps like a know-it-all ghost, whispering answers to questions you didn’t even ask. It can summarize videos, explain emails, and probably judge your screen time like a passive-aggressive parent. It’s like Clippy, if Clippy did ayahuasca and came back as your life coach.
Gemini can now talk over your other apps—great, now my phone interrupts me too.
Adobe’s new AI copywriting tool reads images and writes captions that would make Don Draper cry. Upload a photo, and it generates catchy slogans, social captions, and ad copy—no brainstorming or caffeine required. Your dog photo could now sell pet insurance. Your lunch photo might launch a salad startup. Creativity is officially outsourced, and the copy is snarky on command.
Uploaded a workout pic—now I’m apparently the face of a protein powder that doesn’t exist.
Meta just added text-reading smarts to its Ray-Ban smart glasses, which now whisper info into your ears like a supportive ghost. The glasses can read menus, translate signs, and help you navigate the world without asking strangers for help. Basically, it’s Google Translate on your face—with style. They’re cool, but be warned: they might also call out your typos in real-time.
These glasses read signs so well, they helped my kid with homework—now they’re officially smarter than me.
xAI—Elon Musk’s side hustle from space—wants to build the most meme-literate language model yet. This model trains on real-world memes and slang, which means it might finally explain Gen Z humor to millennials before we get canceled. It’s aiming to be emotionally intelligent and culturally fluent—which, let’s be honest, is already more than most of us.
If it can explain TikTok slang, I’m calling it the chosen one.
Scientists are using AI to detect potential pandemics before they even start—by analyzing viruses, animals, and human movement like it’s CSI: Outbreak Edition. It could be a game-changer for global health… or at least help us cancel flights earlier. This tech tracks diseases before they go viral—which might be the only thing left that still surprises TikTok.
AI can now spot pandemics before they happen—finally, someone doing preventative work besides dentists.
TikTok is testing AI avatars that brands can rent, customize, and throw in front of the camera. These digital influencers can speak multiple languages, deliver sales pitches, and never need sleep—or PR damage control. It’s the future of brand deals… and probably the reason your next sponsored post will feature an uncanny valley version of yourself selling protein powder.
TikTok avatars are like influencers who never get canceled and always hit their angles.
