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Amazon just rolled out Nova Act, an AI agent that can browse the internet for you. Yup, it’s basically ChatGPT with a driver’s license for the web. Built by ex-OpenAI engineers, this thing doesn’t just fetch data—it clicks, scrolls, and fills out forms like it’s trying to buy concert tickets before the bots do. It’s designed to power the upgraded Alexa+, which means your smart speaker might soon be smarter than your roommate.
So now my AI assistant can Google stuff for me—because typing “how to boil water” was so 2024.
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OpenAI just flung the doors wide open on its shiny new image generator—now everyone can play Picasso with pixels. Previously for premium peeps only, this tool’s now letting free users try it too… within reason (your GPU won’t melt, promise). It got so popular, it nearly broke the servers and inspired anime-style pics that lawyers are definitely side-eyeing.
Imagine it creates an image so real, even the AI has to ask if it’s real.
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Scientists have cooked up a new AI tool called Probability of Fire, designed to predict wildfires before they even spark. It sifts through weather patterns, vegetation data, and even human activity like it’s reading Smokey Bear’s diary—just with more math and fewer campfire songs. It’s part of a growing trend of using AI not just to chat or draw, but to literally save forests.
AI can now spot a fire before it starts. Meanwhile, my smoke detector still thinks “burnt toast” is a five-alarm emergency.
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Roblox just handed parents the digital equivalent of a flamethrower—with precision settings. They can now block individual games and friends, finally giving them control over what their kids play and who they play with. Think of it as giving Mom admin rights in the metaverse. Roblox says it’s all about safety and giving families more peace of mind.
Roblox added parental controls, so now your mom can say “no” in the real world and the digital one.
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OpenAI’s new brainchild, the “o3” model, was supposed to be the next-gen genius—but surprise! Running it might cost way more than expected. Initial estimates said it’d cost a few thousand per task, but now experts say it’s closer to luxury yacht levels. Turns out, when your AI takes over your job, it also sends you the bill.
This AI’s so pricey, it doesn’t answer prompts—it sends invoices.
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YouTube just dropped a fresh set of creation tools for Shorts—AI stickers, music-syncing edits, and templates that make your phone feel like a movie studio. Convenient timing, too… with TikTok possibly getting the boot in the U.S., YouTube’s basically standing at the border yelling, “Come to me, creators!”
YouTube’s new tools are so advanced, they don’t just auto-edit your video—they ghost your ex, clean your room, and drop a viral hashtag on the way out.
Segment 7
Amazon just dropped a megaton in the AI arms race—Project Rainier. It’s their ambitious plan to build one of the biggest AI data center clusters on the planet, powered by their custom-built Trainium 2 chips. Think of it as Amazon Prime, but instead of two-day shipping, you get machine learning at warp speed.
These chips are so powerful, if you listen closely, you can hear them flex.
